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Sunday, November 4, 2007

Mukesh Ambani Had A Dream ...

Mukesh AmbaniOne fine morning Mukesh Ambani had a dream. He had a dream of flying in his own jet custom-fitted with entertainment cabins, a sky bar and fancy showers, an office and a cabin with game consoles, music systems, satellite television and wireless communication, etc.

We all can afford such a dream but the owner of the country's biggest private company, Reliance Industries Ltd can also afford to transform his dream into reality. So, he woke up with a sense of happiness and asked his secretary to find out the price of such a dream jet. His secretary also reminded him that the 44th birthday of his wife, Neeta was on coming Thursday.

Mukesh Ambani bought the jet, an airbus 319, for $60 million and wrapped it with nice colorful paper, tied it with colorful fancy ribbons and gifted it to Neeta on her birthday.

Neeta got the surprise of her life ...and the rest belonged to Press. Indians all over the world started talking about it ... Some socialist minded geeks wrote columns in newspapers or letters to the editor, which started like,"While millions of people in our country are dying from hunger ..."

Next day morning Mukesh told Neeta,"Darling, May I please take YOUR jet to Delhi for a meeting? I'll surely return by evening to eat dinner that would be so exquisitely prepared by YOU ... Darling!"

Neeta readily agreed. How could an Indian wife NOT agree? And the rest of the life of the Jet belonged to numerous business and pleasure trips of Mukesh Ambani, the caring husband.

Mukesh Ambani is a successful man not without any reason. The secret is this. If you are an Indian Man and could somehow manage to marry a traditionally minded obedient Indian wife, you can also do the same. Well, you may not afford a jet but you can afford, say. a car ! Select a car that you dream of driving. Buy it, wrap it with cheap colorful papers and ribbons and give this as a gift to your wife on her 24th birthday.

The rest of the driving act will surely belong to you .....

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